Have a Better Plan for Your Girls Night Out

This is another great funny from the internet.

Cuckoo Clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight.

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., finding myself a bit smashed, my girlfriends dropped me at home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up and notice the time, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to my situation. (Hey! Even when totally smashed... I know three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--midnight). I stumbled up the stairs and went to sleep.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I had gotten in. I replied, "midnight." He didn't seem upset in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh, sh*t!', cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and groaned".

Do us a favor and do better on your girls night out but if you don't, please be sure to tell us all about it.

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